|
In case you were ever curious about how the star system works, the following list should explain it.
10 STARS = PERFECT, NO FLAWS
09 STARS = NEAR PERFECT, ONE SMALL FLAW
08 STARS = ALMOST PERFECT, TWO SMALL FLAWS
07 STARS = NOT PERFECT, KINDA COOL. SEVERAL FLAWS
06 STARS = BETTER THEN AVERAGE, BUT HAS FLAWS
05 STARS = AVERAGE, COULD BE BETTER, COULD BE WORSE
04 STARS = POOR. MANY, MANY FLAWS
03 STARS = REALLY POOR. LOTS AND LOTS OF FLAWS
02 STARS = PISS POOR. TONS OF FLAWS, WITH ONE OR TWO GOOD POINTS
01 STAR = REALLY BAD, BUT HAS AT LEAST ONE GOOD POINT
A HALF A STAR = Really, Really, Really crappy. I talking almost pure crap. But has at least one saving grace.
THE NOOSE = Sucks the big Kahoona, if lucky it has one or two good points, but 99% suck factor or a bad ending. Also, this
symbol means that whoever is responsible for this movie being this God awful should be dipped in honey and hung over an ant
hill.
CRAP-O-LANTERN = (HALLOWEEN MONTH ONLY) One really stinky pile of rotten Pumpkin.
A LUMP OF COAL = (CHRISTMAS MONTH ONLY) It means whoever made this Christmas or toy related movie this bad should only get
a lump of coal for Christmas.
|
